If we all handled situations like this, the world would be a better place.
Oh my god my mom brought me an iced coffee when she picked me up from strength training and i was drinking it really fast cause i was so hot and sweaty but then we hit a bump in the road and it spilled aLL DOWN MY CLEAVAGE BUT IT FELT INCREDIBLE SO I MADE THIS LOUD SEXUAL MOAN AND MY MOM ALMOST CRASHED
holy shit you guys sure like my sexy near-death experiences
DOES ANYONE ELSE REMEBER HOW DARK THIS MOVIE ACTUALLY WAS.
filed under: childrens movies that shouldn’t have been childrens movies
I AM HUGGING YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU
ALSO SOMEONE ATE ONE OF YOUR SHOES BUT THIS IS NOT ABOUT THAT
Playing the banjo until their fingers bled
doing my nails lol text it #nails #nofilter #summer2013 #hashtag #lol #yolo
acceptable ways to say the word ‘yes’:
- ye s
unnaceptable ways to say the word ‘yes’:
- yesh :3
I WAS TRYING TO FLIP MY HAIR TO A PONYTAIL BUT I GOT STUCK ON THE HOOKS IM LAUGHIGN