THIS ISSSS THE STORY OF A GIIIRRRLLL

slumperella:

If we all handled situations like this, the world would be a better place.

the-automail-freak:

has this been done yet

kyleehenke:

kyleehenke:

Oh my god my mom brought me an iced coffee when she picked me up from strength training and i was drinking it really fast cause i was so hot and sweaty but then we hit a bump in the road and it spilled aLL DOWN MY CLEAVAGE BUT IT FELT INCREDIBLE SO I MADE THIS LOUD SEXUAL MOAN AND MY MOM ALMOST CRASHED

holy shit you guys sure like my sexy near-death experiences

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elisimogen:

hanktalkin:

DOES ANYONE ELSE REMEBER HOW DARK THIS MOVIE ACTUALLY WAS.

filed under: childrens movies that shouldn’t have been childrens movies

I AM HUGGING YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU

ALSO SOMEONE ATE ONE OF YOUR SHOES BUT THIS IS NOT ABOUT THAT

malformalady:

Playing the banjo until their fingers bled

clevermultifandomurl:

doing my nails lol text it #nails #nofilter #summer2013 #hashtag #lol #yolo

mikapus:

acceptable ways to say the word ‘yes’:

• yes
• ye s
• eyse
• yES
• ye

unnaceptable ways to say the word ‘yes’:

• yesh :3

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doctorjohnlock:

I WAS TRYING TO FLIP MY HAIR TO A PONYTAIL BUT I GOT STUCK ON THE HOOKS IM LAUGHIGN

ASBUTT

meladoodle:

*friendzones wife at 50th wedding anniversary*

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